Southland Season 3 Quotes
All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.
Lydia
Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.
Russell
Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.
Josie
Celebrity's a bitch.
Narrator
Hey Boot, how did your parents punish you? Did your Daddy pick the marshmallows out of your hot chocolate or did he just get really disappointed?
Dewey
Officer: Does anyone really care that Mel Gibson's compound burns down?
Ben: Not me.
Officer: Guy probably has three other houses where he can beat up his girlfriend.
Kid: I didn't know cops talked like that to kids.
John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
They left two things behind, me and the trash.
Kid
John: Can't put a price tag on man's best friend.
Ben: Sure you can.
Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn just how close you are to the edge.
Narrator
Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.
You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.
John
