Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 2: "Envoys" Quotes
Boimler: I'm going to be piloting General K'rin down to Talgana IV.
Tendi: K'rin... How do I know that name?
Boimler: Maybe because he's like one of the most decorated and battle-hardened Klingon warriors in history?
Mariner: Or maybe it's just cause all the Klingon names sound the same? Like they all have an apostrophe for some reason.
Tendi: Yes! That's it!
Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don't call me. Mine are aligned as hell.Rutherford
Rutherford: Y'know, if I quit my job in Engineering and switch divisions, I wouldn't have to be in the tubes at all.
Tendi: Really? You can do that?
Rutherford: Sure, when's the pulsar?
Tendi: 0800. AH! This really means a lot. I don't have a lot of friends yet and doing science on my own really bums me out so thanks, Rutherford!
Rutherford: All right. Looks like I just have to ... find a new career!
I'm YOUR co-pilot? You're taking on more work just to bug me?Boimler
General K'rin: Do you remember Jaksa Pride, the commander who didn't believe you about rectal insectoids?
Mariner: Ha! Yeah, I got chewed out but his ass got chewed up!
Classic K'rin. He did this on Vulcan. And on Earth. He steals a lot of things.Mariner
Boimler: Do you even READ the mission brief?
Mariner: I'm sorry, I skimmed almost most of it and read some of the captions!
Mariner: Dude, where are you going?
Boimler: I'm tracking down our shuttle. If we're not back to it by the next rotation, we'll be court-martialed!
Mariner: Don't knock it til you've tried it.
You made the right choice transferring into Command, son. Nothing compares to the firm, hot pulse of a joystick in your hand. The bridge is where the action is.Ransom
Ensign, the bridge is yours. Be gentle but attentive. Get her where she needs to be. Guide her home.Ransom
Computer: Ship destroyed. Casualties - 105%
Rutherford: Wait, how did I kill more than the whole crew?
In thousands of simulations, that's literally never happened before.Ransom