Boimler: I'm going to be piloting General K'rin down to Talgana IV.
Tendi: K'rin... How do I know that name?
Boimler: Maybe because he's like one of the most decorated and battle-hardened Klingon warriors in history?
Mariner: Or maybe it's just cause all the Klingon names sound the same? Like they all have an apostrophe for some reason.
Tendi: Yes! That's it!

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Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don't call me. Mine are aligned as hell.

Rutherford

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Rutherford: Y'know, if I quit my job in Engineering and switch divisions, I wouldn't have to be in the tubes at all.
Tendi: Really? You can do that?
Rutherford: Sure, when's the pulsar?
Tendi: 0800. AH! This really means a lot. I don't have a lot of friends yet and doing science on my own really bums me out so thanks, Rutherford!
Rutherford: All right. Looks like I just have to ... find a new career!

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I'm YOUR co-pilot? You're taking on more work just to bug me?

Boimler

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General K'rin: Do you remember Jaksa Pride, the commander who didn't believe you about rectal insectoids?
Mariner: Ha! Yeah, I got chewed out but his ass got chewed up!

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Classic K'rin. He did this on Vulcan. And on Earth. He steals a lot of things.

Mariner

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Boimler: Do you even READ the mission brief?
Mariner: I'm sorry, I skimmed almost most of it and read some of the captions!

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Mariner: Dude, where are you going?
Boimler: I'm tracking down our shuttle. If we're not back to it by the next rotation, we'll be court-martialed!
Mariner: Don't knock it til you've tried it.

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You made the right choice transferring into Command, son. Nothing compares to the firm, hot pulse of a joystick in your hand. The bridge is where the action is.

Ransom

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Ensign, the bridge is yours. Be gentle but attentive. Get her where she needs to be. Guide her home.

Ransom

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Computer: Ship destroyed. Casualties - 105%
Rutherford: Wait, how did I kill more than the whole crew?

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In thousands of simulations, that's literally never happened before.

Ransom

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