Mariner: Well, I definitely didn’t have ‘Phaser all your friends’ on my bingo card.
Jennifer: That’s what I like about us. You keep things unexpected.

Quark: I thought you said your plan would make us both happy.
Freeman: Well, you're happier being poor than in prison, aren't you?
Quark: NO!

Tendi: So you’re not embarrassed to be friends with someone whose family was into pirating?
Rutherford: No way! It’s a part of who you are. I like hearing about it.
Tendi: Thanks, Rutherford. From now on, I’m going to embrace my past and what comes with it!
Rutherford: Uh, what are you going to do with the tooth?
Tendi: I don’t know, it’s actually kind of gross, isn’t it?
Quark: I’ll take that! Rule of Acquisition Number Nine - Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Tacky Cardassian fascist eyesore.

Shaxs

Admiral Buenamigo: The Vancouver has been rerouted to the Asparagus System to evacuate a colony being threatened by a brown hole.
Captain Freeman: Wait, wait, that’s not even a thing.