Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 6: "Hear All, Trust Nothing" Quotes
Admiral Buenamigo: The Vancouver has been rerouted to the Asparagus System to evacuate a colony being threatened by a brown hole.
Captain Freeman: Wait, wait, that’s not even a thing.
Tacky Cardassian fascist eyesore.
Shaxs
Quark: I love Starfleet! I’d love a business in Federation space.
Kira: Quark is our resident entrepreneur.
Quark: I did expand my simple bar into twenty-one franchises across the Alpha Quadrant. And somehow I remain humble.
Boimler: Oh my stars! They’ve got Dabo. I thought it was illegal.
Tendi: Boimler, it’s probably rigged.
Boimler: Cheating? At a Quark’s? You can’t rig a game here. Besides, I’m Bold Boimler, and fortune favors the bold!
Mesk: Hey, check this out! My Orion multikey! I got a religious exemption to wear it with my uniform. Suckers!
Rutherford: Whoa! What is it?
Tendi: It’s a traditional tool used by Orion… pirates.
Mesk: Oh, it’s good for everything. From stabbing guys to picking locks to stealing ships…
Rutherford: Oh, yeah, wow! All positive things!
Jennifer Friend 1: Hey girl, can we talk Boimler?
Mariner: Oh, I know what you’re going to ask. And no, he actually not reverse aging, he just doesn’t get enough vitamins…
Jennifer Friend 1: Is he single?
Mariner: What?
Jennifer Friend 2: Purple hair is so sexy!
Jennifer Friend 1: Castro really nailed the theme tonight, didn’t she?
Mariner: And what is the theme? Pillows?
Jennifer Friend 1: Personal battlefields.
Mariner: Oh great, cause this one is mine.
Kira: What is wrong with you?
Quark: I have principles!
Kira: No, you don’t!
Jennifer: Why are you being so polite? This doesn’t sound like you.
Mariner: Because I’ve been trying this whole time not to be bossy or mean to your friends.
Jennifer: Why?
Mariner: Because if they didn’t like me, you’d get mad and then this wouldn’t work out.
Jennifer: Beckett, I like that you don’t take sh*t from anyone.
Mariner: Really?
Jennifer: Yes! I know my friends can be a bit much. I’ve been looking forward to you tearing them a new one. Go, destroy them!
Mariner: [Sighs] Thanks, babe.
Mariner: Everyone, shut the f*ck up!
Castro: Ugh, you can’t tell us what to do! This is my salon!
Mariner: And this is my phaser. Hey, did you know that when you’re unconscious, you actually consume way less oxygen?
Castro: So? What does that have to do… [Mariner stuns her with the phaser]
Jennifer Friend 1: What are you doing?
Mariner: Just actualizing my dreams.
I got adopted by humans and everything I know about Orion I learned from holo-novels. Bad ones too. The ones with the boobs on the cover.
Mesk
