Boimler: I got transporter cloned.
Rutherford: Ah-ha! Pay up.
Tendi: Dammit. How did you possibly guess that?
Rutherford: I dunno. It just seemed like a Boimler thing to happen.

Mariner: So, was the Titan as awesome as everybody says?
Boimler: Eh, it was a bunch of complex characters thrown into heavily serialized battles which always ended in mindblowing twists and made me question the basic tenets of my reality. But who cares about that? Tell me more about this puppet ray! That's the kind of stuff I live for.

Are you tired? Because you've been Arnok at the Race in Netarra through my mind all night. [crew member leaves] Well, Shaka When the Walls Fell.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Mariner: Actually, usually Boimler leaves that one open for me. He has issues with communal nudity.
Jet: Well, I'm not him and he's not here.

Tendi: Red alerts from that worm hole kept me up half the night.
Mariner: Oh, I know. It's like, 'Are we crossing the event horizon or not?' Like, I don't care actually. I just want you to pick one.