Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 7: "Much Ado About Boimler" Quotes
In Medical, they encourage us to do side-projects so I took a bunch of inert carbon and built myself a fluffy friend from scratch.
Tendi
Boimler: I'm into it. We get to rub shoulders with the visiting crew, maybe impress another captain...
Mariner: Oh, you're just excited to kiss a whole new butt, aren't you?
Boimler: Well, I wouldn't put it like that but yes. Very.
Okay, beam me up! I mean, 'BOIM' me up. You know what I'm sayin'
Mariner: I thought you were on the Oakland?
Ramsey: Couldn't pass up a water filtration repair!
Mariner: This is crazy! Wait, and you're a frickin' captain now? Get those title bumps, girl.
Ramsey: Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
Boimler: How long is this gonna last?
T'Ana: How am I supposed to know? You look like a goddamn science project.
Boimler: Then *ow* why are you still taking samples?
T'Ana: I've already alerted Division 14.
Boimler: The time travel police?
T'Ana: No! D14 handles unsolvable space illnesses and science mysteries.
Boimler: And they can make me a real boy again?
T'Ana: They've got this great medical spa in Endocronimus 5. Everyone just calls it 'The Farm'. You'll be pampered and tended to like a precious gem.
Rutherford: Wait, you named it 'The Dog'?
Tendi: Of course, why wouldn't I? She's a totally normal dog.
Rutherford: I'm starting to think you know more about DNA than you do about dogs.
D14: I must warn you. Stepping aboard this vessel is consent to be surrounded by dark abnormalities and the clinically obscene.
Boimler: Uh, how long will it take get to the spa? I wasn't sure how many books to bring.
D14: Do not trouble yourself with the journey. The Farm cures all.
Freeman: Captain Ramsey, I just wanted to take a brief pause from our covert operation to check in on my ship.
Ramsey: The Cerritos and her crew have performed admirably, Captain Freeman. We repaired the waste pipe on Qampa and are waiting on the Rubidoux.
Freeman: Very good. I've got to go. These rulot seeds are highly volitile. I may be called to plant them at any moment.
Freaks united are freaks no more. Say it with me,'Freaks fight back!'
Osler passenger
Mariner: How do you do this every day? It's so boring.
Ramsey: You used to love space mysteries.
Mariner: Yeah, I used to be dumb.
Ramsey: That's one way to look at it.
Mariner: What does that mean?
Ramsey: I expected to be working with the capable Starfleet bad-ass I knew at the academy. Not whatever you are now.
Mariner: Yeah, and I expected to be working with my fun friend not a total b----
Boimler: Wait, you knew she could talk and walk?
Tendi: Yeah, of course she can talk. She's a dog.
Boimler: Normal dogs don't do any of that stuff.
Tendi: They don't? Wait, but normal dogs hover and spit lightning, right?
Boimler: No, none of that!
Tendi: OH! Well, then, this is starting to make a lot more sense.
