Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 6: "The Spy Humongous" Quotes
If you keep doing Picard-level peace-brokering like this, they might give you an Enterprise.
Shaxs
Nothing ruins breakfast like a work assignment.
Mariner
Tendi: What's anomaly consolidation?
Boimler: You get to go around the ship and collect the bridge crew's research materials from their missions!
Mariner: It's trash day.
Boimler: You call yourselves 'Red Shirts'?
Castro: Cool name, right? Makes us sound invincible.
Mariner: Unbelievable. Boimler's cozying up with those brown-nosers to get out of trash day? Such a great call.
Tendi: More trash for the rest of us! I smell adventure.
So what has you seeking asylum? Religious persecution? Leading a rebellion? Some sort of sex stuff?
Ransom
You just experienced full molecular engorgement in a matter of seconds. Did it feel amazing?
Tendi
Casey: Hey, Boimler, how often did Riker clean his trombone?
Boimler: Oh, constantly. It was actually kind of disruptive.
Caser: I need to learn to blow something brass.
Jennifer: Did Riker modify his uniform?
Boimler: What, no! I mean, I guess they had to put a lot of extra room in his pants. For his legs, I mean, because he's tall. You know what they say Tall guy. big legs.
Boimler: I like my hair. I'm a cutie. This is good hair!
Case: But would you follow it into battle?
The captain needs to always be prepared to give a rousing speech.
Castro
Boimler: You can count on me because I'm your captain. Yes, sirree.
Casey: We should mutiny.