Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 9: "Trusted Sources" Quotes
Ransom: Ensign, if I were you, I would make myself scarce for the next couple days.
Mariner: Please. Reporters love me. Plus, I’m so good at my job, I’m like a second captain. Yeah, like a mini captain. Like a little, sweet, baby captain.
Freeman: We may want to roll out some duty changes to make a good first impression.
Victoria: Wow, Captain, I have to tell you, covering a California-class ship is really special for me. My family’s from Flagstaff.
Freeman: Yes, Arizona is very near California.
Rutherford: The pie-eating contest is canceled? But I’ve been expanding my GI tract to store more pie!
Tendi: And I’ve perfected dislocating my jaw!
Mariner: Come on, guys. There’s plenty to do around here that doesn’t end in sugary diarrhea.
Boimler: Oh, maybe for you!
Kayshon: For me, the Cerritos is life in the cave of Garanoka.
Victoria: Oh, you poor thing, they make you live in a cave?
Kayshon: No, no, no. The Cerritos is like home to me. I have lived in a cave though.
Picard was absolutely right. It was the best thing to ever happen to us. Look, we even made a mural. See, there’s the Enterprise leaving us with no drugs. And here’s all of us, freaking out. We were in a bit of a bad place for the first, oh, ten … fourteen years. But we figured it out! Once we shook the old demons out, we focused on healthy diet and fitness. You could say we’re addicted to that now! [laughs]
B’neer
Y’know, my little saying goes, ‘Glutes are cute, but obliques are for freaks.’
Ransom
