Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 1: "Twovix" Quotes
Ransom: Promotions are coming up and I think you’ll be very happy.
Boimler: Wait, really? I’m getting a promotion?
Ransom: As long as nothing goes sideways today, you’ll be a Lieutenant Junior Grade.
Boimler: But stuff always goes sideways!
Ransom: Relax. You’d have to screw up in a historically significant way to mess this one up.
Boimler: Okay, yeah, what are the odds of that?
Kayshon: The ship was damaged by cheese?
Ransom: It’s Voyager. Sh*t got freaky.
This ship is outdated and smells like Borg.
T’Lyn
Mariner: How can you be this distracted over an empty ship?
Boimler: Uh, y’know, Chakotay served here.
Mariner: Dude, this is nothing compared to – y’know – that Pike thing we aren’t supposed to talk about?
T’illups: Dr. Migleemo, I need you help… uh… processing my existence.
Migleemo: Oh, what a dream. Don’t do any self-care until I get there.
Boimler: You aren’t mad at me?
Mariner: No. Look, I am really touched, but this is why we can’t keep secrets. One of us always ends up covered in slime.
Boimler: Are you sure this is going to work?
Rutherford: Nope, but it feels like a kooky Voyager solution so it’s worth a try.
Boimler: What are you so bummed about? Now we get to be Lieutenant JGs together.
Tendi: All of us except Rutherford.
Rutherford: I mean, I did break Voyager. Engineers can’t get promoted for breaking stuff. We always fix things.
