Star Trek: Lower Decks
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Mariner: Oooh, have fun with the sinister robots who definitely aren’t trying to trap you guys.
Tendi: Thanks!
Lord Tyranakillicus: What I’ve come to understand is that instead of organics, what I really need to subjugate is… my feelings.
Therapist: Yes, Lord Tyranakillicus! Breakthroughs like this are why we do group therapy.
Lord Tyranakillicus: I have conquered self-doubt! And seized personal growth! HAHAHAHAHA!
Rutherford: Okay, shuttle grappler test 85.
Boimler: Sorry, why can’t the apple be on a crate?
Rutherford: Cause it’s a grappler. It has to be precise!
Tendi: Science and Engineering are messy. I love that you stick with it especially when it doesn’t work the way you wanted.
Rutherford: It’d be nice if it worked sometimes though.
Boimler: He asked for me by name?
Ransom: Well, kinda. He said the stringy ensign meat pipe who betrayed him.
Boimler: Ha! Joke’s on him. I’m a lieutenant junior grade meat pipe now!
Peanut Hamper: Wow! These are looking great!
Agimus: Aren’t they? I calculated the perfect ratio of sunlight and hydration. Apparently, lifeforms are as easy to grow as they are to annihilate.
Mariner: You know me, man. I’m a wild rogue, living on the edge of chaos. I sit weird in chairs. You can’t predict me!
Quimp: Usually, your chaos means something, but it’s weird this time. You seem angry about nothing.
Mariner: Being a lieutenant kind of sucks. My stupid mentor won’t stop trying to make me feel like a valued part of the team.
Quimp: Oh, sounds like a real nightmare.
Mariner: Damn, Quimp, I gotta admit at first I was skeptical, but Ferengi public libraries go HARD!
Quimp: I told you. Nobody’s read a book in here in a thousand years.
No, you can’t take off now! We haven’t even gotten to the part of the night where we regret stuff!
Mariner
Mariner, I love you, but you need to figure out whatever’s eating you up inside.
Quimp
Tendi: What’s travel guide duty?
Ransom: Starfleet has travel guides for all habitable planets. The file for Ferenginar hasn’t been updated in years so…
Mariner: Starfleet’s gonna foot the bill for us to go to as many bars, restaurants, bars, hotels, pubs, bars, saloons, cantinas, and bars as we want!
Ransom: Also museums, historical sites, but basically, yeah, it’s mostly bars.
