Star Trek: Lower Decks
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Mariner: Being a lieutenant kind of sucks. My stupid mentor won’t stop trying to make me feel like a valued part of the team.
Quimp: Oh, sounds like a real nightmare.
Mariner, I love you, but you need to figure out whatever’s eating you up inside.
Quimp
No, you can’t take off now! We haven’t even gotten to the part of the night where we regret stuff!
Mariner
Mariner: Damn, Quimp, I gotta admit at first I was skeptical, but Ferengi public libraries go HARD!
Quimp: I told you. Nobody’s read a book in here in a thousand years.
Mariner: Can you imagine anything more Vulcan than Bendii Syndrome? Hel-lo! Spock’s dad had it, and he was Vulcan as a motherf*cker.
T’Lyn: Hm. I suppose by the transitive property, I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherf*cker.
Mariner: F*ck yeah! Logic, bitch!
T’Lyn: The telepathic symptoms must’ve tied to my unresolved conflict. My area of effect has dissipated.
Mariner: Damn. Vulcan brains are scary strong, huh?
Delorex: We appreciate the lift.
Cathew: Especially on a ship with such sturdy officers.
Ransom: That’s what I’m talking about. I get off bridge duty at 1300hrs.
Cathew: Ugh, never mind. I like it when they’re hard to get.
Ransom: Oh, come on. Give me another chance! I can be distant and unavailable!
Delorex: I can’t read you. How are your thoughts so relaxed?
Slam Poet Security Officer: Slam poetry. Where the soul [snaps fingers] meets the mind.
T’Lyn: Am I to understand that you mock your friends more than your enemies?
Mariner: Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes from a place of love.
Delorex: Cathew, we’ve been here for five minutes. Let’s maybe check out our rooms before you devour someone.
Cathew: I’ll devour whoever I want, Delorex, you sanctimonious buzzkill.
Time to shred those party girls into brisket.
T’Ana
We gotta stop her. She took an oath not to consume patients.
Mariner
