Star Trek: Lower Decks
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T’Lyn: Statistically, ensigns serving under recently promoted commanders are more likely to experience death and/or dismemberment.
Boimler: DEATH?
T’Lyn: Yes, and/or dismemberment.
It’s just embarrassing. I’ve been fine for millenia, but now I can’t even control my monsoon seasons.
Vexilon
Boimler: Did we complete the mission?
T’Lyn: Yes. You were the only fatality.
Boimler: [coughs] Yup, feels like it.
Ransom: Promotions are coming up and I think you’ll be very happy.
Boimler: Wait, really? I’m getting a promotion?
Ransom: As long as nothing goes sideways today, you’ll be a Lieutenant Junior Grade.
Boimler: But stuff always goes sideways!
Ransom: Relax. You’d have to screw up in a historically significant way to mess this one up.
Boimler: Okay, yeah, what are the odds of that?
Kayshon: The ship was damaged by cheese?
Ransom: It’s Voyager. Sh*t got freaky.
This ship is outdated and smells like Borg.
T’Lyn
Why is there a room between two holodecks?
Boimler
Rutherford: Wait, I can just ask for stuff I deserve?
Billups: I guess.
Boimler: We put a lot of lightyears on these orange slabs. I promised myself I wouldn’t get emotional.
Tendi: Aw, how could you not? We spent so much time – hanging out, staying up late ranking captains by cuteness, swapping bodies because of those cosmic rays…
Rutherford: [shudder] We learned too much about each other that day.
I’m going to become an insubordination supernova and control my own fate.
Mariner
Female Romulan: Subcommander V’Reck takes pleasure in our misery. Hopefully, he doesn’t get too comfortable for soon my plans will come to fruition and his life will be ‘disrupted.’
Male Romulan: You are betraying Subcommander V’Reck? That is a pity because I am already betraying him and my plans will come to fruition first.
Female Romulan: Please. Don’t make me scoff. Your plans are barely even schemes.
Male Romulan: You wouldn’t know a scheme from a conspiracy!
Mariner: How can you be this distracted over an empty ship?
Boimler: Uh, y’know, Chakotay served here.
Mariner: Dude, this is nothing compared to – y’know – that Pike thing we aren’t supposed to talk about?
