Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Quotes
You think your mom would be okay with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? I'd love to smack that Bajoran beefstick with my coital hooks.
T'Ana
Freeman: Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place?
Mariner: I just wanted to fly under the radar.
Freeman: And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer in the fleet was my daughter.
Freeman: I can't believe you all started reworshipping the dang computer!
Betan: Well, Landru is very persuasive.
Landru: Consume the intruders! Obey Landru!
Freeman: Hey! Don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself.
Landru: Landru apologizes!
Mariner: Look at Brad Boimler being cool for once! Wait, is this because of my teachings?
Boimler: Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos.
Mariner: Exactly! Helpful, character-building chaos.
Ransom: We're out of options!
Freeman: Then I need someone to make me some.
Mariner: Me? What am I supposed to do? I don't know these guys!
Freeman: Do what you do best. I need a dangerous, half-baked solution that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. That's an order.
Mariner: They've got us outgunned and they know it. But they're taking their time. If we can plant a virus in their system, we can cripple their ship.
Ransom: Who here could whip up a code like that? They'd have to be some sort of morally-bankrupt genius.
Mariner/Vindicta: Oh, when are you going to give up the loving captain act?
Freeman: It's not an act. I'm overflowing with love and affection!
Mariner: Orions are pirates! Pillaging's your whole thing!
Tendi: Ok, stop! It is not MY whole thing. And for your information, many Orions haven't been pirates for over five years!
Mariner: Oooo, look! Shaxs' earring! You have to wear it. Come here, c'mere.
Tendi: I don't know. Isn't there like religious significance? I mean, some of his ear is still on it.
Freeman: You'll never take my ship!
Mariner/Vindicta: I don't want your ship! I want you to stop treating me like I'm the bad guy all the time.
Freeman: You ARE the bad guy.
Mariner/Vindicta: No, I'm not! Why don't you EVER side with me?
Freeman: I don't even know you
Mariner/Vindicta: Exactly!
Freeman: My god. You're crazy.
Rutherford: Sir, are you okay?
Billups: I'll live but the rest of the crew...
Rutherford: ... will be fine. I initiated a rapid repeating emergency transport sequence and beamed the entire crew before we crashed.
Billups: What? That's not possible.
Rutherford: No, it's a movie. You can beam whatever you want. You can do all sorts of beam-y stuff in a movie.
Freeman: Ok, look. Will you stop eating these guys if we give you food replicators?
Rat Overlord: Huh. I dunno. Can they make nutrient pellets?
Freeman: Yes!
