Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Quotes
Mariner: I may hate protocol but I don't hate the ship. I don't hate the crew. I work with my best friends. The captain's my mom. I would do anything for her.
Vindicta: Oh, come on. No, you hate the captain. You complain about her non-stop. It's like your whole thing.
Mariner: Yeah, I mean she's hard on me, right? She's the captain! And I'm a pain in the ass. But if she kicked me off the Cerritos, I'd be done in Starfleet.
Billups: Hey, I know you might be a psychotic space raider whose boss just destroyed my ship, but you are all right in my book.
Rutherford: That's a book I'd read, cover to cover.
Freeman: Ok, look. Will you stop eating these guys if we give you food replicators?
Rat Overlord: Huh. I dunno. Can they make nutrient pellets?
Freeman: Yes!
Time to take this puppy off its leash! Warp me!
Freeman
You're yelling at me for spreading freedom because you don't feel like filing a report?
Mariner
Freeman: You're not going to the brig. You're going to therapy.
Mariner: What? You think I need therapy? No! It's the 80s, dude, we don't have psychiatric problems!
Wow. For a random space marauder, you really know your way around a starship.
Billups
Mariner/Vindicta: Oh, when are you going to give up the loving captain act?
Freeman: It's not an act. I'm overflowing with love and affection!
Mariner: Oooo, look! Shaxs' earring! You have to wear it. Come here, c'mere.
Tendi: I don't know. Isn't there like religious significance? I mean, some of his ear is still on it.
Mariner: The Lizardmen will no longer be subject to Rat oppression!
Rat Overlord: Aw, they're not oppressed. We raise them as food. They like it!
Lizardman: Well, we are delicious.
Rutherford: Sir, are you okay?
Billups: I'll live but the rest of the crew...
Rutherford: ... will be fine. I initiated a rapid repeating emergency transport sequence and beamed the entire crew before we crashed.
Billups: What? That's not possible.
Rutherford: No, it's a movie. You can beam whatever you want. You can do all sorts of beam-y stuff in a movie.
Q: I challenge you all to a duel. Pick your weapons! I pick the mind.
Mariner: Get out of here, Q! No, we're done with random stuff today! We're not dealing with any of your Q bullsh*t!
Q: Oh, s'il vous plait, Mariner, I want to put humanity to the ultimate test.
Mariner: I'm not French! Go find Picard!
Q: Oh, Picard! He's no fun. He's always quoting Shakespeare. He's always making wine...
