Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Quotes
Q: I challenge you all to a duel. Pick your weapons! I pick the mind.
Mariner: Get out of here, Q! No, we're done with random stuff today! We're not dealing with any of your Q bullsh*t!
Q: Oh, s'il vous plait, Mariner, I want to put humanity to the ultimate test.
Mariner: I'm not French! Go find Picard!
Q: Oh, Picard! He's no fun. He's always quoting Shakespeare. He's always making wine...
We're Lower Decks. No one ever tells us what's going on. We're not important enough to have anything to lie to you about.
Boimler
Clar: Are you so stubborn that you're willing to risk death by eels?
Tendi: Yes, that's correct.
Clar: Then, continue.
Hello? Could someone give us some context in here please?
Boimler
Shaxs: What are you doing?
Rutherford: My best?
I tried to be reasonable. I tried to get to the truth. Today didn't have to end in eels!
Clar
Oh god, oh god, oh no! Nonononono... This is bad. This is very bad. I'm not supposed to be here. I've a pottery class at 0900!
Boimler
Boimler: Creepy stone walls. Jagged metal bars. This has 'alien prison' written all over it!
Rutherford: A prison? Nah, no way, man. This is a dungeon.
Boimler: That's even worse!
Boimler: I didn't witness anything, did you?
Mariner: I don't know! What's the difference between witnessing and just looking at something?
Boimler: I'm not faking on the bridge! That's insane!
Mariner: The captain already knows what she wants you to do so just nod and agree with her or we'll all end up getting kicked off the ship and then we'll have to live on Earth where there's nothing to do except drink wine and hang out at soul food restaurants.
Boimler: Wait, you knew she could talk and walk?
Tendi: Yeah, of course she can talk. She's a dog.
Boimler: Normal dogs don't do any of that stuff.
Tendi: They don't? Wait, but normal dogs hover and spit lightning, right?
Boimler: No, none of that!
Tendi: OH! Well, then, this is starting to make a lot more sense.
Tendi: Hey! You are a freak!
The Dog: I know! I just didn't want you to worry!
