Mariner: After all that, you’re keeping the implant?
Rutherford: It robbed me of my memories, and it was used to cover up deadly crimes… but it’s so cool!

Freeman: I’m sorry. I don’t know why I didn’t trust you.
Mariner: Mmmm… maybe because I spent years making sure you didn’t? I think I needed this. I’m ready to get back on the right path.
Freeman: So you want to be a captain someday?
Mariner: Oo, I don’t know about that. I for sure want to be in Starfleet. One step at a time?

The longer Mariner’s not around, the more Boimler loses his grasp on reality.

Rutherford

Kayshon: For me, the Cerritos is life in the cave of Garanoka.
Victoria: Oh, you poor thing, they make you live in a cave?
Kayshon: No, no, no. The Cerritos is like home to me. I have lived in a cave though.

Rutherford: The pie-eating contest is canceled? But I’ve been expanding my GI tract to store more pie!
Tendi: And I’ve perfected dislocating my jaw!

Picard was absolutely right. It was the best thing to ever happen to us. Look, we even made a mural. See, there’s the Enterprise leaving us with no drugs. And here’s all of us, freaking out. We were in a bit of a bad place for the first, oh, ten … fourteen years. But we figured it out! Once we shook the old demons out, we focused on healthy diet and fitness. You could say we’re addicted to that now! [laughs]

B’neer

Y’know, my little saying goes, ‘Glutes are cute, but obliques are for freaks.’

Ransom

Victoria: Wow, Captain, I have to tell you, covering a California-class ship is really special for me. My family’s from Flagstaff.
Freeman: Yes, Arizona is very near California.

Ransom: Ensign, if I were you, I would make myself scarce for the next couple days.
Mariner: Please. Reporters love me. Plus, I’m so good at my job, I’m like a second captain. Yeah, like a mini captain. Like a little, sweet, baby captain.
Freeman: We may want to roll out some duty changes to make a good first impression.

Mariner: Come on, guys. There’s plenty to do around here that doesn’t end in sugary diarrhea.
Boimler: Oh, maybe for you!

Kityha: What truth do you seek?
Boimler: A man named William Boimler died. It was meaningless. What is life for?
Kityha: The purpose of life… is a life of purpose.
Boimler: O-kay. But what about what I was asking?

He was an exact copy of me. Had his own quarters on a cooler ship. But he died for no reason. I guess I was trying to make all of this matter because then I would matter. But trying to make this dumb movie important just proves that I’m not.

Boimler

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Quotes

Admiral Buenomigo: I don’t know why you keep breakable objects in the house anymore.
Admiral Mariner: Neither do I.

Beckett Mariner: The longer I’m off a ship, the more useless I feel! Like that, that big dumb red thing.
Admiral Mariner: Beckett, you know that’s the Golden Gate Bridge.
Beckett: Nobody drives anymore! Why do you need a bridge? This planet’s wack.
Admiral: People like the bridge. I like the bridge.