Stargirl
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on The CWStargirl Season 1 Quotes
Beth: Hey, we have no idea what we’d be walking into or who we’d be up against. There’s a smarter approach to this.
Rick: An eye for an eye is how it works.
Beth: Listen Rick, I’m mad too, but you just need to sit down and cool off.
Rick: Or what? What are you going to do: stare at me?
Beth: You hurt so much you want to hurt everyone else, is that it Rick? I care about Courtney, about both of you, about everyone in Blue Valley, but we should be trying to figure out who Cindy’s parents are before we act.
Pat: It’s more like a driver’s ed class, you know?
Courtney: Well, less of a class and more of a hands-on experience, right? Because the only way to learn how to drive is to just do it.
Pat: Actually you’re not right because you’re not just going to jump behind the wheel of an automobile without learning a few fundamental rules. That’s a good way to get yourself and everyone you love killed.
Mike: Geez dad.
Cameron: You had trouble asking Mom out?
Icicle: Well, I had competition. There was another man pursuing her.
Cameron: So what’d you do?
Icicle: I killed him.
Cindy: I can’t take it anymore.
Dragon King: Can’t take what exactly?
Cindy: Being a teenager.
Dragon King: You are a teenager.
Pat: We need to go over two crucial categories: one, what you guys can do, and two, what the bad guys can do.
Rick: We know what we can do. I can hit things hard. Yolanda can climb up walls and kill toasters. Beth can talk about everything.
Beth: Happy to.
Rick: And Courtney has a glow stick that blows things up.
Bobbie: I do hope it was nice.
Cindy: Do you? Do you really hope that I had a good day? Because if I were you, I would be praying I would be hit by a car. My day was awful if you must know.
Bobbie: I think I might retire to my room a bit early.
Cindy: No, no, no, no, I want an afterschool snack, Mom. How about some cheese and wine?
Bobbie: You know I can’t serve you wine, you silly goose.
Cindy: Hmm, so you’re disobeying me again.
Bobbie: No, I’m not disobeying you. Your father has given me very strict instructions on alcohol and curfew.
Cindy: I’m going to tell him how awful you’ve been to me. You’re in so much trouble.
Bobbie: Please, Cindy, honey, I’ll get a wine. How about a nice Pinot Noir? I keep a bottle in my room.
Cindy: Just put it in mine.
Cindy: What are you staring at?
Courtney: You haven’t looked at the directions once.
Cindy: Yeah, this is child’s play. I literally did this as a child.
Courtney: You played with dangerous chemicals as a kid? That’s kind of unusual.
Cindy: Yeah, not when your dad’s a chemist and leaves the cupboards unlocked on purpose. We did science experiments for fun.
Courtney: Oh, that sounds kind of cool.
Cindy: What did your dad do?
Courtney: I don’t really know. My stepdad’s a mechanic, but my real dad died when I was younger, but I hear he was this really great guy.
Cindy: Mmh, sad he died.
Jenny: Why are you such a bitch?
Cindy: What did you say?
Jenny: I’m saying I’m glad you’re not going to the dance because I need a break from you.
Courtney: Why is Cindy Burman so mean?
Yolanda: She’s always been like that.
Beth: No, I remember in elementary school she was a lot nicer. Then her mom died and her dad got remarried – twice actually – and then overnight, she became the scariest kid in the fourth grade.
Mike: He’s my dad you know, not yours.
Courtney: What are you talking about?
Mike: I’m talking about you and him hanging out all the time, him teaching you how to learn to drive and cook and be annoying. Do you see me with Barbara 24/7 because I don’t have a mother? No, you don’t because I deal with it. Pat and I have been through a lot, more than you know.
Pat: Listen, I wanted to…
Courtney: I know, I know. Just thank god you showed up.
Pat: Really?
Courtney: Oh, you would never believe them Pat. I had a plan: We would stick together and nab the Gambler and interrogate him, but they didn’t do any of it. They didn’t listen to a single word I said.
Pat: Seriously?
Courtney: Serious.
Pat: Like it went in one ear and out the other.
Courtney: Right out the other.
Pat: And it seems to me, based on what you’re telling me, that you’re trying to help them.
Courtney: I’m just trying to help them.
Pat: I mean, that’s got to be kind of frustrating.
Courtney: So frustrating.
Pat: And even maybe a little annoying.
Courtney: A lot annoying.
Pat: Yeah.
Courtney: They’re going to get themselves killed.
Pat: Yeah, I mean that’s my sentiment exactly.
Courtney: I see what you did there.
Coach: Hey, I want to see Artemis on that field just as much as you do, but this was practice, and she hit one of her own teammates. The kid’s got to learn to control her temper.
Sportsmaster: Yeah, she gets it from her mother. She’s a real firecracker.
Tigress: True. I do have my moments, hon.
Coach: I know I may be new here, but I’ve seen parents like you my whole career, so don’t think you can intimidate me. Whether Artemis plays or sits is my call. Hell, I’ll bench her for the whole damn season if I need to.
Tigress: Homecoming’s around the corner. Our daughter’s your best player. You’re not going to do anything to her.
Sportsmaster: Yeah, coach. Let’s see how you like being taken out of the game.
