So this is a party. Parties are loud.

Beth

Beth: I can’t believe how much Mr. Keating owes on his house.
Yolanda: When you called and said you found a new recruit, I wasn’t exactly expecting Beth Chapel. Why’d you choose her to be the new Capt. Mid-Nite?
Courtney: Dr. Mid-Nite, and I didn’t choose her. She just found the goggles and got them working, and she hasn’t stopped talking ever since.
Yolanda: Oh, it’s well known that talking is Beth Chapel’s superpower.
Beth: It’s true.

Courtney: You shouldn’t even be in my room right now. I don’t know you.
Beth: Um, well, a) we eat lunch together every day, and b) last night at the hospital I heard you call Yolanda by her real name.
Charles McNider AI: That is a common rookie superhero mistake.
Beth: Chuck says that’s a common superhero mistake. It got someone named the Red Bee killed.
Courtney: Beth, let’s sit down. Look, this is all top secret. You can’t tell anybody – nobody at school, not your parents.
Beth: I don’t really keep secrets from my parents.
Courtney: Do you want them to die because that’s how you’ll get your parents killed. Secret identities are Superhero 101. They keep the people you love safe.

So this is the room of a superhero?

Beth

Beth: Normally, at this time, I’d be planning a fun evening activity to enjoy with my parents. My parents and I love all the same things, but our first hobby was ants.
Barbara: Ants?
Beth: Yeah, before my parents got so busy with work, we had this huge ant farm, which is a replica of Manhattan. I voted for Paris, but dad said our ants wouldn’t understand French. Isn’t that the funniest thing?

Rick: Why are you following me?
Courtney: I need to talk to you. Wait, I just need to show you something, OK. It’s hard to explain, but look at this.
Rick: It’s an hourglass. So what?
Courtney: It was going crazy before. Something’s wrong.
Rick: Yeah, something’s wrong.
Courtney: Yeah.
Rick: You should stay on your meds.

Pat: Dang it.
Courtney: What happened?
Pat: I don’t know.
Courtney: I thought you were a professional mechanic. Have you ever even fixed a car?

Yolanda: OK, question, If the ISA is a bunch of murdering freaks, shouldn’t we be looking beyond Blue Valley High?
Courtney: We can’t trust adults. Anyone in Blue Valley could be a member of the Injustice Society.

Pat: I think Joey’s dad was a member of the Injustice Society. William Zarick, we called him the Wizard.
Courtney: Of course you did.
Pat: I think maybe he and his wife were killed by the ISA.
Courtney: Why would a villain kill another villain?
Pat: Well, they’re not exactly the most stable people to begin with, and I’m starting to think you might be right. They could all be in Blue Valley. I just don’t know why or who they could be.

Pat: Hey, you got something to tell me? Let me guess, you’re running away. No, moving out. Planning on riding the rails, right?
Courtney: It’s a gym backpack. I have gym today.

Courtney: This is what blew up Henry’s car.
Yolanda: Yeah, this is also what blew out our retinas. Turn it off.
Courtney [to Cosmic Staff]: Hey, come here. Take five. Don’t make me put you back in your crate. I will. Stay.
Yolanda: What is this thing?
Courtney: It’s called the Cosmic Staff. It belonged to my dad.
Yolanda: I thought your dad was that garage guy.
Courtney: Pat’s just my stepdad. My real dad was Starman.
Yolanda: Who?
Courtney: Starman, from the Justice Society of America. My dad was a superhero. I’m a superhero. I’ve got a costume and everything.
Yolanda: Oh god.
Courtney: Let me just show you.

Please, I need you to really hear me, all of you. I made a mistake. I trusted someone I shouldn’t have. I did something I shouldn’t have, and what I did brought shame to our family. I know that, and I’m sorry, but that was months ago. I feel like I’ve learned my lesson, and I’ve been punished enough. And I’m not going to apologize anymore. You’re my family. I love you all so much, so I’m asking for your forgiveness. Help me move forward with my life so I can be the Yolanda Montez I used to be.

Yolanda

Stargirl Season 1 Quotes

Mike: Good-bye In-N-Out, good-bye friends, good-bye indoor plumbing.
Pat: It’s Nebraska. It’s not Siberia, Mike.
Mike: I looked this place up on Google Earth. Blue Valley doesn’t have jack.
Pat: It’s got fresh air, it’s got friendly people, it’s got schools without metal detectors. The thing is I need your help with this move, OK. I need you to be positive.
Mike: Positive? I am positive.
Pat: Great.
Mike: I’m positive this place will blow ass.

Starman: No, no, it’s over. The Justice Society must live on. Its legacy must survive. Someone with honor and strength must carry the torch.
Pat: I’ll try.
Starman: Not you. Someone with grace and heroism. I mean, you can’t do it. But someone out there will. It’s definitely not you. Pat, you’re a good friend.