Lisa: I could easily live without knees. Especially my knees. I hate them.
Danny: There’s nothing wrong with your knees.
Lisa: What do you mean? They’re massive. When I wear leggings, it looks like I’m smuggling a couple of cauliflowers.

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Lisa: Oh, yeah, what’s she do again?
Danny: Personal Trainer.
Lisa: Personal Trainer. Oh, I went out with one of them. You know, he used to stop foreplay to put his fitness watch on. It was a bit of a mood killer, if I’m honest.

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It’s a first date. I’ll tell her when things get more serious, like when we’re in a care home together.

Danny

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Danny: I am a one-man roller coaster of happiness.
Lisa: Okay, one-man roller coaster of happiness. For one night only then, why don’t you try and enjoy yourself?
Danny: I hate trying to enjoy myself. It hurts my tummy.

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Why don’t you give Danny a call? You usually do.

Veggie

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Mom: What that man lacks in personality, he makes up for in reliability. I think he’s great.
Lisa: Yeah, I know he’s great.
Mom: But you don’t owe anyone anything in this life, Lis. If you’re questioning things, if you’re having doubts, if that’s what this is, then it’s okay. It doesn’t make you a bad person.

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