Stitchers Season 1 Quotes
Now it's time to play, 'how is this my fault?'
Cameron
Linus: Is there a problem?
Kirsten: No, I'm just having a hard time understanding something.
Linus: You've come to Dr. Linus for advice. Well, I'm flattered.
Kirsten: Cameron's busy.
Linus: Oh.
Kirsten: What are you doing in my bed?
Camille: What are you doing with a Walkman?
Kirsten: Are you OK?
Cameron: Why do people do that?
Kirsten: Do what?
Cameron: Ask if you're OK, when they know you're not.
Marta: The stitchers program destroys people. It almost killed me!
Kirsten: I heard you stayed in too long, didn't bounce in time.
Marta: Right, it's my fault. Cameron tell you that? Typical, he couldn't possibly have made a mistake.
Kirsten: How do you know what you're feeling isn't residual...
Marta: [interrupting Kirsten] Residual emotion? What I'm feeling, what I know is real. I know they'll use you like they used me until something goes wrong, and it will, and when that happens they'll try to make you disappear.
Kirsten: The stitchers program was created to help people.
Kirsten: Who's them, Marta?
Marta: Stitchers, they're evil. They have to be stopped.
Kirsten: So you leaked the algorithm to Justin to stop stitchers?
Marta: Exactly, and when that didn't work, I tried to kill Maggie. How is that lying bitch?
Kirsten: I don't think she's gonna make it.
Maggie: Good, otherwise I'd circle back around and finish the job.
If you call 911, if you call anyone, I will kill you!
Maggie
Cameron: You're OK with co-workers dating?
Kirsten: Yeah. I'm not OK with Linus wearing my sweatshirt.
Cameron: Why would I leak the most crucial information about my own lab?
Kirsten: Eliminate the impossible and what's left, no matter how improbably, must be the truth. You leaking the algorithm, for some unknown reason, is not impossible.
Cameron: Um, how would I know it wasn't you?
Kirsten: Why would I wake you up to divulge the leak, if I was the one doing the leaking?
Cameron: To double fake me out.
Camille: [looking at the floppy disk] I think I read about it once.
Linus: What kind of dark magic is this?
Cameron: Linus, do we even have anything that can play this?
Linus: Uh, let me jump in my Delorean, I'll go back to the future and see if I can grab it.
Cameron: We gotta tell Maggie, she's not gonna be happy.
Linus: Say something like, 'Maggie, you look lovely today, but this ancient disk of Justin's can't be read by any of our fancy government technology.'
Maggie: So what did you get off the disk?
Kirsten: Nothing, that ancient disk can't be read by anything in our lab.
Cameron: Did I mention you're looking lovely today?
Camille: Oh! I love that truck.
Kirsten: Why? All it has is ridiculously expensive toast.
Cameron: It's artisanal toast.
Camille and Linus: And now he's toast.
Kirsten: Who said you could open my stuff?
Camille: Force of habit, at least now I don't need to re-seal it and pretend it didn't happen.
