Stumptown Season 1 Episode 4: "Family Ties" Quotes
Artie: I've got this strange sensation, I can't describe it, all over, it's like.
Dex: Like you give a crap.
Artie: So that's what it feels like?
Artie: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm beginning to like the feel of this team.
Dex: So now we're a team?
Artie: The grizzled storied P.I. Regained his humanity and his trusted sidekick.
Dex: How am I the sidekick?
Artie: Riding like cowboy avengers into the night. Of course, you're gonna have to change your name.
Dex: What's wrong with my name?
Artie: It's unletterheadable. Banks and Parios come on no one's gonna hire an outfit like that.
Cosgrove: You thought you were attacking your own vehicle.
Dex: Yeah, I read on line actually that um my mustang is the only model year where they built a pinata inside the car. It turns out that that was a hoax cooked up by one of those weirdo deep web guys. So, that is the last time that I ever believe anything I read on the internet. Lesson learned.
Dex: Suck it, Artie.
Artie: How sweet it is to be loved by you.
Dex: No, I think I get it. It's not enough for you to win. If someone crosses you, you have to destroy them.
Randall: Sounds like you know what you're up against.
Dex: Sure do.
Wanna ask me what's in my pants? I took the duplicate files and the originals knowing if I got caught with originals they would never suspect I also took the duplicates. Jason Bourne.Tookie