Stumptown
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on ABCStumptown Season 1 Episode 1: "Forget It Dex, It's Stumptown" Quotes
The kidnappers' vehicle was spotted at the motel just as you were leaving, so either you lead them to Nina, or you just happened to get there first. Yeah, that's why people call the police when something like this happens. When you hire an amateur, you're gonna get amateur mistakes.
Cosgrove
Ansel: I wanted to see how much you lost.
Dex: Punk.
Lucy: Bull.
Dex: Excuse me?
Lucy: I call bull. Cops don't drive piece of crap cars.
Dex: There's something wrong here.
Grey: You. Nina's home, so are you. It's time to move on.
Dex: Thanks Took. I owe you one.
Tookie: Don't thank me hit me on Instagram; I need the likes.
Baxter: Are you a cop?
Dex: No.
Baxter: That's what a cop would say, you know, so, I'm gonna have to check for a wire.
Dex: Alright, well, it's a good thing that I wore my second best bra.
Dex: Well you know what they say in Pashto, he who spreads his own goat dung is bound to step in it.
Guy: Pash-
Dex: To. Yeah, it’s what they speak in the stan.
Guy: Yeah.
Dex: Yeah anyone who actually served there would know that. Your dog tags don’t match the name on your credit card and nothing about your car keys says rental, so I’m guessing you’re not in from out of town either. I know you asked if I was from around here figuring we could go back to my place probably ‘cause there’s a woman back at yours.
Guy: Uh.
Dex: Hesitation, it’s when your body says yes before your mouth can say no, i.e., until you get your lies straight. I’m pretty sure only one of us is getting lucky tonight.
