Connor: Tell us a story, though.
Logan: Story?
Connor: Yeah, from back in the day.
Logan: Oh yeah. What? You want a bit about old, fucking Rosebud? Rosebud is a dollar bill. It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here.
Connor: Good story, dad.

Three thousand miles to pose with signage. Thank fuck I'm not busy.

Logan

Hey, Ken. Maybe you should tell that story about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. That ought to moisten the old peepers.

Roman

Are your nips hard? They must be because you are so out in the cold.

Roman

Rhea: How'd it go with Shiv?
Logan: We had it out, yeah. With the ammunition, I think I got the noose from around my neck. Thank you.
Rhea: Pleased to help.
Logan: You know, I've been thinking. Maybe. Maybe look farther afield for the next me. Maybe a shortlist of two or three?
Rhea: I'd be pleased to help you look.

FAMILY Sihoban, if you don't understand that, then fuck off.

Logan

Shiv: So, how are you?
Caroline: I might just as well ask you if you're going to go into all that.

You know, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Our stuff. We give them a bit of a laugh, some decent TV to watch, news that doesn't talk down to them. Good fuckin' people, nice fuckin' folk.

Logan

Shiv: I've managed to get myself into this situation where what does my dad think is my entire fucking universe.
Rhea: Well, I mean, maybe, maybe isn't now the fucking time to just let him know, you know, that you have options?
Shiv: [chortles] Uh, yeah, sure, but I can't bluff him.
Rhea: I happen to know there's a media operation in need of a dynamic new CEO, and I happen to know Nan Pierce has a certain regard for you, and I happen to know she wouldn't mind putting a sharp, burned stick in your dad's cyclop's eye.

Do you know nothing of the company you're supposed to be taking over? You know, Waystar? Waystar Royco. We do hate speech and rollercoasters.

Roman

Kendall: OK. Well, uh, I think, I think Naomi wants me to take her to the Regents Park Zoo. Apparently, we're in a fuckin' Simon and Garfunkel song, so um, I'll travel to mom's...
Logan: I think we should do a bit of brainstorming.
Kendall: Uh huh.
Logan: Yeah. Will you come with me?
Kendall: As in?
Logan: Down to the boy's family.
Kendall: Right. I mean. Yeah?
Logan: Yeah.
Kendall: Oh. OK.
Logan: We should stick together on this; don't you agree?

Logan: You wanna stay over or what?
Rhea: Oh. OK. I wasn't expecting that.

Succession Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.