Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Quotes
Information, Greg, is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion, and then you smash someone's fuckin' face in with it.
Tom
Kendall: You OK?
Shiv: Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. Look, I think things are tough with my situation, and Tom, uh, but.
Roman: You want us to have him killed? We could do that.
Shiv: Uh, yeah. Maybe. I, you know, he's just, he's just a piece of filth, and there's stuff I would like to tell you, but uh [they're interrupted by Greg and Tom]. Yeah, I mean, you just can't trust him.
Kendall: Yeah. We got you.
Respect the process. Count every vote. He's so fucking dull. Flop your dick out! Pop a nut! Do something!
Hugo
Shiv: Where are you going?
Roman: I am going to the bathroom to shit. Would you like me to live stream it?
Shiv: What's going on?
Roman: Oh, nothing. Tom just thinks that China's hacking his tech.
Shiv: Uh, OK, so if it happened in Milwaukee, and if it's deliberate, then it's Menckenists.
Roman: Mmm. False flag, could be.
Shiv: You can't say false flag-
Roman: False flag!
Shiv: -every time you don't-
Roman: False flag!
Shiv: -fuckin' agree with something!
Roman: Grrrrr!
We're not talkin' to Greg.
Kendall
I’m seeing some confusion in the chat. Um, but yes, uh, if I have been too wordy, yes, we are letting all of you go. Obviously, I can’t take questions on this call, but this is a very sad day, and I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco. Goodbye.
Greg
Greg: HR says I’m the right guy for the job ‘cause it looks like I care, but I don’t.
Matsson: Not a good person.
Greg: No, I am. I am. It’s just, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Matsson: Do you, though?
So, what? Don’t scream people are data and stick my dick in the guac?
Matsson
Roman: Con, they’re not going to put you anywhere that has nukes.
Connor: Well, that’s insulting. I don’t think I want to go anywhere that doesn’t have nukes.
Yeah, we, uh, we didn’t know what to do this year, um, you know, we watch history, we make history, and then one day, we become it. So, can I, I’d just like to ask you all for a moment of silence if we could in memory.
Kendall
