Kendall: He loves me. He does. I think it's just the wrong kind of love expression.
Naomi: Yeah, daddy loves the broken you. That's what he loves.

Tom, I feel like you're turning our threesome into a twosome.

Shiv

I just don't want you fucked on drugs, and she's part of it, isn't she?

Logan

So, someone's getting shitcanned. Let's get the party started.

Roman

Jamie: You can tell your spooked shareholders to go whistle.
Roman: Uhhhm, I do have to say one thing, Dad.
Logan: Uh huh.
Jamie: Roman, we're good.
Roman: I mean, I did have a good conversation with Zedal, and he said with his mouth that they wanted in, and that's all great, but if this really serious for us, I think I do have to say I think it is probably horseshit.
Jamie: Come, come, kiddo.
Roman: They were flaky. There was a lot of shit going on.

Yeah, we're fine. I've had worse experiences. I once stayed at a Marriott.

Roman

I did think -- you know when I thought they were gonna vacuum out my innards and fill me with concrete or something -- thought, if we come through this, is there a thing were we like talk to each other about stuff -- normally?

Roman

Sails up toes out, bro.

Kendall

Logan: So. What do you think?
Hugo: Me? If you added Carolina, that's a decent bundle of leadership meat to feed the sharks.
Logan: Slipper cunt. Knife your boss? You're a nasty bastard, aren't you?

Greg: What? No, I mean, my grandpa changes his mind a lot, so it's not final, and plus, um, he's so sturdy. Like who knows how long I might have to wait. I'm good, anyway, cuz, uh, my, so, I was just talkin' to my mom, and she said, apparently, he'll leave me five million anyway, so I'm golden, baby.
Connor: You can't do anything with five, Greg. Five's a nightmare.
Greg: Is it?
Connor: Oh, yeah. Can't retire. Not worth it to work. Oh, yes, five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend.
Tom: The poorest rich person in America. The world's tallest dwarf.
Connor: The weakest strong man at the circus.

Greg: Yeah. So, I think I just, uh, turned down a quarter of a billion dollars.
Tom: Uh huh.
Greg: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a drink. Uh, I think, I think I'm gonna, ca, ca, I can drink these drinks, right? These are drinks for people?
Connor: It looks like there might be a slight uptick in ticket sales.
Greg: Cuz Logan promised he'd look after me. So.
Connor: A quarter of a billion?
Greg: Mm hmm.
Connor: Instead you're trusting dad?

Mr. Fuck is going to Washington.

Shiv

Succession Season 2 Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.