Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 2 Quotes
Greg: Yeah. So, I think I just, uh, turned down a quarter of a billion dollars.
Tom: Uh huh.
Greg: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a drink. Uh, I think, I think I'm gonna, ca, ca, I can drink these drinks, right? These are drinks for people?
Connor: It looks like there might be a slight uptick in ticket sales.
Greg: Cuz Logan promised he'd look after me. So.
Connor: A quarter of a billion?
Greg: Mm hmm.
Connor: Instead you're trusting dad?
Greg: What? No, I mean, my grandpa changes his mind a lot, so it's not final, and plus, um, he's so sturdy. Like who knows how long I might have to wait. I'm good, anyway, cuz, uh, my, so, I was just talkin' to my mom, and she said, apparently, he'll leave me five million anyway, so I'm golden, baby.
Connor: You can't do anything with five, Greg. Five's a nightmare.
Greg: Is it?
Connor: Oh, yeah. Can't retire. Not worth it to work. Oh, yes, five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend.
Tom: The poorest rich person in America. The world's tallest dwarf.
Connor: The weakest strong man at the circus.
My father has a lot of sway. I mean, he can't lock his opponents up in a hotel, but uh, well, he kinda could.
Roman
I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I'm going to jail forever because of this fucking guy, man! This fucking guy!
Greg
Roman: Oh, fuck. Ohhh. Fuck, fuck, fuck. This isn't business, is it?
Karl: No, it is not very businessy.
Roman: Shit.
Eduard: Don't worry. This is all normal.
Karl: Really?
Roman: Yeah, great, cause this feels super fucking normal, man. Is this, are these terrorists? And where's my fuckin' security guy? Where's Dave?
Eduard: It, it's just a, an administrative action function.
Roman: Uh, yeah, just great, and what exactly is a, oh hey, look at that. Guy not being allowed to leave the hotel. At gunpoint. That's an administrative action function. This is gr, what, what is that?
Eduard: There's just like a, um, gathering here now of us and some, some, some other investors and so on, and
Roman: With guns.
Eduard: Yeah, their guys are some kind of, um, anti-corruption kind of guys, and they're like, it's their conference or, uh, party, and we're all invited.
Roman: Uh, well, that's uh, nice, but what if we, what if we don't wanna go. Is that cool? [screams ring out]
Karl: OK.
Eduard: It's the kind of party where you have to go.
What a shitshow. What a fucking shitshow.
Logan
Aide: Is he OK?
Gerri: Low blood sugar.
Hugo: Could you, uh, give him a chocolate suppository? Just, uh, stick a Snickers bar up there?
Worried that I agreed to be CEO of a dumpster fire pirate death ship.
Rhea
I mean, should we see if maybe some of the other hostages want to cut a deal? This could be a bumper time for us.
Roman
Shiv: Yeah, but you think that's it? If Kira holds, and we kill Bill. You think we're through?
Logan: Honestly? No. Not with the shareholders. I'm afraid this scandal stuff won't play. They're a little more fuckin' vegetarian.
Shiv: No?
Logan: No. He came out like a fighter, but I'm hurt. We're hurt. And Bill's on maneuvers. He won't go quietly. No, no, no. Bill's not the answer. We need something big. Yeah. Time for the blood sacrifice.
So I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed "what the fuck are we gonna do" committee.
Gerri
I think this might be the end of the company. We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment that we never get out of.
Roman
