You know, I'm just going to say it right out that I'm a spy. I'm gonna go back and tell him everything; I'm with dad, so, yeah. Fuck you.

Roman

Kendall: All I am asking is for us to move forward from a position of truth.
Shiv: And are we excluded from the kingdom of heaven unless we accept the one true truth?

Don't threaten me, Gerri; I don't have time to jerk off.

Roman

Connor: You think he'd send poisoned donuts to the house of his grandchildren.
Roman: I'm like 98% sure those aren't poisoned.

Logan: I think I need to get back to the city. People need to see a little family unity.
Marcia: Of course. And you do have things you could say, no, to stop him.
Logan: You drop some bombs, you get burned too, you know?

Connor: You know, Pop's looking for you two.
Shiv: Yeah, we're here on his behalf.
Connor: Oh, sure thing, honey. Me too. All about dad. That's why we're all here.

You aren't Judasing, are you Greg?

Kendall

Kendall: What's up?
Greg: Yeah. I don't know.
Kendall: Talk to me.
Greg: I don't know. I am uh, just a bit scared, like, I don't. You know, I don't really want to go to congress again. I-I-I'm kind of too young to be in congress so much, you know?

Oh, there he is. The little man who started this big war.

Shiv

I hope that you're not anxious that you, you know, chained yourself to a fire hydrant that spews out cultural insensitivity and sperms.

Roman

Kendall: You tell yourself that you're a good person, but you're not a good person. Right now, I'm the real you.
Shiv: What? Sure. You're the real me, and I'm the real you. Yeah. Whatfuckingever.

Logan: Have you spoken to Marcia? Has someone connected?
Hugo: She's available, we hear. You want to reach out?
Logan: Yes, I want to fuckin' reach out, Hugo! I'm stuck in quicksand. My family disappeared. The world is wobbling here. DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? I'm losing juice! I can't find the right fucking lawyer! The sky is falling in, so when I say something, it fucking happens! We have to ACT on the world, the fucking world. We have to act!

Succession Season 3 Quotes

Roman: Oh. OK. But, what's the play?
Karl: I don't know. Lots of interesting ideas flying around.
Frank: I got fired. He got fired. She got promoted. I got rehired. She got demoted. Right?

Roman: Dad? Want me to ride with ya?
Logan: You wanna suck my dick?
Roman: Is what he said to his son as the sexual assault allegations poured in.