Kara: We're really different.
Mon-El: Yeah. I'm super fun. You're hyper-critical.
Kara: More like you're an arrogant dude-bro, and I'm the personification of the American way.
Mon-El: I'm sorry, and I'm arrogant?

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Kara: I was mad at you because I thought you were dating Eve.
Mon-El: Were, as in past tense. Right? As in, she told you the date didn't actually go well.
Kara: Yeah, she mentioned it.
Mon-El: You know, I'm not super hip on earthly social cues, but why would you be mad if I was dating Eve?
Kara: I'm not mad.
Mon-El: You literally just said you were mad.

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Are you okay? You look like me the day I forgot to get Ms. Grant's coffee and she made me call the Dean of Yale to admonish him for having given me a diploma.

Eve

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Snapper: This time we need more than just a quote, otherwise it's just another conspiracy theory for Twitter.
Kara: Well, I'll keep digging then.
Snapper: Your gumption annoys me to no end. But keep gumptioning for tomorrow's cover.
Kara: Tomorrow? But that'll be too late. By then everyone will think she's guilty already.
Snapper: Everyone will think she's guilty today. Tomorrow's another story.
Kara: But once it's out there, it's out there. I mean, people still think Macaulay Culkin is dead.

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Alex: I just wanted to let you know that Maggie and I are dating.
Mon-El: Oh, that was the thing. Okay. Is that like a problem here on Earth?
Alex: Well, on Earth, you know, not everybody supports ladies loving ladies.
Mon-El: Oh, well on Daxam it's the more the merrier.

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