These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.

Dean

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• Added: October 23, 2010

I'm ok. I killed so many people on the way over here.

Dean

• Permalink: I'm ok. I killed so many people on the way over here.
• Added: October 23, 2010

Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."

• Permalink: Vampires pee.
• Added: October 23, 2010

Dean: Are you wearing glitter?
Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
Dean: Does it work?

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• Added: October 23, 2010

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean

• Permalink: You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.
• Added: October 23, 2010

Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.

• Permalink: Try uh, Lautner. He's a werewolf. How do you even know who tha...
• Added: October 23, 2010

Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?

Dean

• Permalink: Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?
• Added: October 23, 2010