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We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.
Dean
[putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?
Dean
You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material.
Sam
I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.
Dean
Who designed this thing, NASA!
Dean
Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.
Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you.
Lisa
Welcome to the party, Guttenberg.
Sam
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