Who designed this thing, NASA!

Dean

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you.

Lisa

Welcome to the party, Guttenberg.

Sam

Sam: You just went. You didn't hesitate, because you care and that's who you are. Me, I wouldn't even think to try.
Dean: Yes you would
Sam: No Dean. I'm telling you. It's just better with you around.

Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.

Dean

Sam: Golf? Really?
Dean: It's a ... it's a sport!

Of course I didn't leave it alone. Sue me!

Dean

TV's broken, but there's plenty of Reader's Digest.

Bobby

What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?

Dean

How do you keep your lawn so green? C'mon Dean, you've never been what I call, Brady.

Yellow-Eyed Demon

It's like chicks specifically dig unavailable guys.

Dean

Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

How do you keep your lawn so green? C'mon Dean, you've never been what I call, Brady.

Yellow-Eyed Demon

It's like chicks specifically dig unavailable guys.

Dean