Superstore Season 5 Episode 2: "Testimonials" Quotes
It's not over. I'm just out on bond while I go through deportation proceedings.Mateo
Lawyer: Wait, I'm sorry. Did you say the company called ICE because you were unionizing?
Jeff: I mostly said it was Amy's fault, but yeah.
Lawyer: ICE isn't supposed to do worksite enforcement during a labor dispute. If you guys have proof that corporate ordered the raid then we might have a better chance.
Marriage only works if you originally came here on a visa, which Mateo did not.Amy
Amy: I already told you Mateo's great, so isn't that enough?
Lawyer: Honestly, right now I'm representing a Pulitzer Prize winner, a heart surgeon that's a father of six, and a former Olympic athlete. And those people aren't guaranteed to get out on bond. So, no. Sorry. It's not enough.
Garrett: Dude, what are you doing? You know Dina's not gonna give her a party.
Jonah: Yeah, I know. But I figured I'd just throw something together. I mean, look how happy Sandra looks. She has...so little.
Garrett: Yeah, exactly. She doesn't expect much. You don't tell a fish about land, you just leave it. You're not gonna leave it are you?
Jonah: Nah, I'm already too excited about it.
Jonah: You know, the more that you deny that there's a party the more she's going to think that it's actually happening.
Dina: Well, that's textbook psychosis.
Jonah: Why don't you just throw her one?
Sandra: I thought Dina was throwing me a little engagement party, as like a maid of honor thing.
Jonah: Dina's your maid of honor?
Dina: Who else was she gonna ask? The old lady who spits at her on the bus?
Amy: Good news! Mateo's bond hearing has been scheduled. His aunt is bringing his lawyer by to get a statement from me today.
Marcus: Remember, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.