Jonah: Weird. Garrett wants to hang out tonight because he doesn't feel like being alone.
Amy: He's just messing with you. Ignore him.

We're good! She just has to go out of town for a minute because her dad's in a play, but she's gonna reach out as soon as she gets back!


Mateo: Talk to the customers? Gross.
Amy: No, he's been through enough.

Amy: We're doing a toy drive inside for our friend, and no one's giving because they've already given to you. So could you, maybe, just come back another day?
Kyle: I mean, look. This is your mistake. I shouldn't have to leave because you're a bad manager.

She ghosted you.


He's always been there for us. When Jerry was in the hospital he was the only person who said he wished he could've visited.


Amy: You can just edit that out, right?
Jonah: Oh, yeah. I didn't even press record this time.

Jonah: Anyway, it's not like your truly considering going off to be an executive at Cloud 9.
Amy: Ha, yeah. I mean, could you imagine? Me going off to the dark side.

Maya: I like you, Amy. That's why I stuck around another day. I just want to make sure you're being careful.
Amy: What do you mean?
Maya: I know about your branch's history with unionizing.
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Maya: And in my experience, these things never go away.
Amy: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Maya: I mean, I'm not saying that you're caught up in all this, but if corporate even thinks that you're helping the union you will be throwing away your future with them.

Bo, stop! You need to take this seriously. I can't keep bailing you out of jail. We have, like, no money.


Attention, employees! Just a reminder that this couch here is not a mobile hotspot. No cellphones, per usual. Don't know why I have to say it again.


Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?


Superstore Quotes

It was nice of corporate to wait an entire week before they reminded us we're just as replaceable as Mateo.


Jonah: I think he likes Taylor Swift.
Cheyenne: No, he's back to hating her again.