Hey, ya big, smelly piece a shit.

Phil

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• Added: August 12, 2021

[to a painting of Jesus] Look, don't make it weird, OK? I'm not looking to get back together. I was just in the neighborhood.

Phil

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But most of all, I miss feeling like somebody's in charge. Like our destinies are being crafted by somebody kind and benevolent and wise.

Phil

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• Added: August 12, 2021

Would it diffuse this tense moment if I said something nice about your shoes?

Dad

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• Added: August 12, 2021