If you ladies don't stop giving her such ugly lingerie, I will never have grand babies.

Priya's Mom

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• Added: September 10, 2021

Who ya gonna call?

Susan

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That girl has never been a prima ballerina, but ever since they got engaged, she's been bumping into this and falling down that.

Priya's Mom

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Megan: You know, I used to be scared of you.
August: Really? That pleases me no end.
Megan: That I was scared of you?
August: That you no longer are. Megan, Luke is a very, very fine man, but he is an anomaly. He walks an odd, often lonely path. I'm so glad you've chosen to walk with him, however long.
Megan: Isn't always easy.
August: Why is it that the sweetest rewards only sing to us on the other side of hardship?
Megan: That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
August: No, just a thought I had this morning while feeding my cat.

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• Added: September 10, 2021