Nate: You see, Jamie and Dani are like Picasso and Gauguin.
Colin: Pedophiles?
Nate: Artists, they're artists. And, Colin, you paint too, but your work doesn't end up in museums. It hangs at ... Well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn. You don't inspire. You don't move people. You're there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job, so just do the job.

Keeley: I did also need some space.
Ted: Space from what?
Keeley: Roy. He's sitting in my office reading Da Vinci Code. He keeps muttering on about the Knights Templar.

Ted, the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Sharon

Sharon: Well, I can't be your mentor without occasionally being your tormentor.
Ted: Ooh, I like that.
Sharon: I knew you would.

Ted Lasso Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Nate: You see, Jamie and Dani are like Picasso and Gauguin.
Colin: Pedophiles?
Nate: Artists, they're artists. And, Colin, you paint too, but your work doesn't end up in museums. It hangs at ... Well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn. You don't inspire. You don't move people. You're there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job, so just do the job.

Keeley: I did also need some space.
Ted: Space from what?
Keeley: Roy. He's sitting in my office reading Da Vinci Code. He keeps muttering on about the Knights Templar.