Ted Lasso Season 2 Episode 8: "Man City" Quotes
Bumbercatch: Isaac is an artist with those clippers.
Colin: He only gives you one haircut per season. You try to save that for a very special occasion.
Dani: I'm not using mine until I'm married. Or I get circumcised.
The only nice thing you can say about Richmond today is Sam Obisanya's hair looks absolutely fantastic.Arlo
Ted: How is that not offside?
Beard: Because he was only passively offside.
Ted: I don't get this frigging rule, still.
I don't read the scouting reports you guys write. I've lied every time they've come up. They're boring, and I won't do it.Roy