When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.

Stiles

Give me the bottle of Jack.

Scott

I don't care about your breakups Mom. I'm gonna get her back.

Scott

Allison: Lydia do you think I made the wrong decision?
Lydia: About that jacket with that dress? Absolutely.

Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.

Stiles

If I get out, I think I might kill someone.

Scott

Call me Biles or I'll kill you.

Stiles

Scott: Why don't you ask her?
Stiles: Well to save myself utterly crushing humiliation. Thank you Scott.

I don't think it was Derek in the school.

Allison

However it is you came to be what you are, you're gonna get it for me too. You're gonna get it for me or, she's gonna find out about it too.

Jackson

Scott: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.