You want to save Stiles, kill him. That's the only way.

Noshiku

I just found out you're 900 years old. I'm never gonna trust you again.

Kira

Scott: Can you call them off?
Noshiko: When you hear the rest of the story you won't want me to.

Scott: If that's you, then you'd have to be like 90 years old.
Noshiku: Closer to 900.
Kira: OK. Sure. Dad, how old are you?
Mr. Yukimura: Forty-three, but I've been told I look mid 30s.

Dr. Deaton: Which begs the question. How do we change Stiles' body?
Scott: By changing him into a werewolf.

We're here to save a life, not end one.

Scott

Stiles: Was that your first kiss?
Malia: (nods)
Stiles: Was it any good?
Malia: (nods)
Stiles: Want to try it again?
Malia: (nods)

Give me the finger. You know what I mean.

Scott

Get up! There's another way to the basement. Through the closed unit, where they keep the real psychos.

Malia

I'm the spark that lit your fire sweetheart.

Peter

Argent: So, I don't suppose you have any idea why Stiles would frame us for murder?
Derek: I didn't think Stiles was smart enough to frame us for murder.

I tried to find Stiles and I lead everyone into a mental institution. I call that a colossal failure.

Lydia

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.