Scott: What was behind the mask?
Argent: Darkness. Absolute darkness.

I can't believe you just mommed me.

Scott

If I wanted to go to a rave, I'd get into a time machine and go back to a time machine.

Lydia

Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?
Stiles: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.
Scott: Isn't that worse than stealing?
Stiles. Smarter.

Agent McCall: That's one hell of a deduction there, Stiles.
Stiles: Well, I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement.

Did you see her? What did you ask her? Did she say anything about me? Oh. That doesn't look good.

Peter

Allison. Can I see you in my office? Where I keep my guns.

Mr. Argent

Isaac: Electrified the windows?
Allison: Yep.
Isaac: Didn't want to say anything about it?
Allison: Nope.

Stiles, you don't need instructions. You're too smart. When have you ever needed instructions? Stiles, you're the one who always figures it out, so you can do it. Figure. It. Out.

Lydia

Isaac: Actually we're trying to get a guy from killing a coyote who is actually his daughter who we don't know how to get to change back from a coyote back to his daughter, but...
Stiles: And, again with the not helping.

Right. I'm an Alpha with performance issues.

Scott

What is the point of him? I mean seriously, what is his purpose, aside from his negativity and the scarf. What's up with the scarf anyway? It's 65 degrees out.

Stiles

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.