Scott: Why don't you ask her?
Stiles: Well to save myself utterly crushing humiliation. Thank you Scott.

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Call me Biles or I'll kill you.

Stiles

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If I get out, I think I might kill someone.

Scott

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Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.

Stiles

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Allison: Lydia do you think I made the wrong decision?
Lydia: About that jacket with that dress? Absolutely.

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I don't care about your breakups Mom. I'm gonna get her back.

Scott

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Give me the bottle of Jack.

Scott

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When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.

Stiles

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Scott: It wants me in its pack. I think first, I have to get rid of my old pack.
Stiles: What do you mean? What old pack?
Scott: Allison, Jackson, Lydia...you.

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• Added: July 11, 2011

Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.

Stiles

• Permalink: Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.
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I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.

Stiles

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Is that him the best explanation ever for why he's half a frickin' hour late?

Lydia

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