You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?

Derek

We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering people do we?

Scott

I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Mr. Stilinski

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!

This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.

Scott

Hockey on grass is called field hockey.

Chris

You eat meat?

Chris (to Scott)

Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.

Derek

Derek: It was a different kind of bullet.
Stiles: A silver bullet?
Derek: No you idiot.

If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.

Stiles

Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.

Lydia: Someone's daddy's little girl.
Allison: Sometimes, but not tonight.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.