Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
Scott: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?

Scott: Am I gonna kill someone?
Derek: Probably.

Scott: Do you wanna hang out, like us and them?
Allison: Yeah, I guess. Sounds fun.
Jackson: You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.

Scott: You're okay?
Allison: Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.

You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift.

Derek

Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.

Girl: Can someone tell me how new girl is here all of five minutes and she's already hanging out with Lydia's click?
Stiles: Because she's hot. Beautiful people heard together.

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.