Thanks buddy. Hakuna Matata.

Art

I felt like Winnie the Pooh.

Art

Chaps my ass.

JJ

[the taxi cab driver] could be in a NASCAR pit crew.

Vanessa

We have the best luck with cabs.

Vanessa

Rachel: Can we drink this water?
Brendon: No. Don't.

We seen animals we ain't even know what they was!

Booper

Ralph: Just relax, it ain't gonna kill you.
Vanessa: Ok, it won't. But, it came close.

Don't fart on me Bopper.

Mark

That's why we're not here with our wives.

JJ

I hope it didn't mean that me and him was courtin'.

Mark

White men can jump.

Booper