We'll never win. You always play the drinking game.

Sheldon

Penny: What team did you get?
Leonard: Hufflepuff. From Harry Potter.

Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?

I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.

Sheldon

The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 20 Quotes

I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.

Sheldon

Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?