The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 24: "The Convergence Convergence" Quotes
I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs. The government is out to get me!Howard
Alfred: I have prayed to God many times... to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
Mary: Well he came close. He turned her into a block of ice.
You can't ignore it. It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.Raj
Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.Sheldon
Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?