The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 6: "The Helium Insufficiency" Quotes
He has glasses, and I'm a know it all. We're not built for prison.Sheldon
Sheldon: How do we know you're not going to take the money and drive away?
Leonard: Whatcha doing, Skippy?
Sheldon: Exactly what 1970s crima dramas have taught us.
Howard: What was wrong with that guy?
Raj: Um, he's Indian. We've already got one of those.
Bernadette: You know who went on a date the other night? Stewart.
Penny: Oh, good for him.
Bernadette: I thought so too.
Penny: So is she like, homeless or framing him for a crime?
Raj: Why do you need Kripke? Can't you just go to Party City for helium?
Leonard: We'd have to go to every Party City in California.
Howard: Sounds like you on Cinco de Mayo.
Raj: Hey, people were still talking about that party on Siete de Mayo.