We won't know if there's equality until female Thor has a baby, and the avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work.

Amy

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Bernadette: Did she throw anything away?
Howard: Nope. If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.

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Oh, please. I have ideas all day long. Reverse Sea World, where dolphins are allowed to pet people. A new clothing size in between medium and large, called "marge." Snow White retold from the point of view of Sneezy. Why won't Doc prescribe him something? We finally find out.

Sheldon

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Penny: I mean, who even reads Scientific American.
Leonard: It's kind of a big deal.
Penny: If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity they could get for the cover is a molecule?

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Okay, then, how about this. Let's invite everyone over to dinner. It'll be like Ma's feeding us one last time.

Howard

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