I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!

Sheldon

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• Added: February 04, 2016

Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.

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There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.

Sheldon

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• Added: February 04, 2016

Oh, now you call her Constance. I call her Meemaw. You have your own Meemaw. It's not my fault she died when you were four.

Sheldon

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Penny: You know, the last time I got a handwritten letter was from someone who told me I parked like a blind person.
Leonard: That someone has a name.
Sheldon: Thank you.

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