Kat: Hey, is this seat taken?
Alex: Well, turns out I'm not exactly a hit at the lesbian bar, so no.

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People don't want perfection, Kat. They want this, they want honesty.

Patrick

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Oliver: Perfect Imperfection. Studied carelessness.
Sutton: Jumbo shrimp. It's an oxymoron, are we not doing oxymorons?

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Kat: But you have to take a lot of Instastories of me!
Alex: My first name is Instastories.

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